I'm probably ultimately going to chalk this song up to experimentation or artsiness or something (or maybe it's the best song ever written -- one can rarely tell so immediately after). It was super tough to get inspiration today, and I tried at least a dozen progressions and riffs and such before I found anything that worked, and I ended up making this goofy, recursively self-deconstructing, self-aware, unashamedly conflicting literary gem that's just plain unexpected as a song (or insert some less flattering words here, if you please).
To boot, it uses probably one of the best metal progressions I have EVER come up with (and actually I have had it in the notebook since sometime toward the end of last year's FAWM), so maybe that glorious screamo track was never destined to be.
Anyway, I think it's pretty funny, and despite the few things I'm not a huge fan of about it, I still absolutely love it. I hope you do, but, as always, I GREATLY anticipate others' thoughts about it.