Song: Luke, I'm Your Daddy

Album: Surpryzes: Let it Ryde
Track: #9

Lyrics

The name's Lord Vader
I'm a Jedi turned traitor
Got my hands on a big ol' death star
Tryna rule the galaxy with my psycho-fied master
Got a stormtrooper washin' up my car
I'm crazy in the head and my breathings all funny
Cause I got out played, and I lost my honey
But recently I've gotten reacquainted with my sonny
And I think that in time he will grow to love me

Luke Luke Luke
Luke Luke Luke
Luke Luke Luke
Luke, I'm your Daddy

Hey everybody, I'm Luke not a wookie
But if you let me call you Betty you can call me Lukey
I don't have any friends, I'm alone
And I can only make one facial expression
But it works, just watch I'm afraid
And sad, and surprised, and inspired and amazed
And I'm all of those things right now
I'm supposed to think he's daddy, but I really find him foul

Luke Luke Luke
Luke Luke Luke
Luke Luke Luke
Luke, I'm your Daddy (See the face??)

Join me now or I'll have to destroy you
I'd rather not do this, instead I'd employ you
I implore you to search through your innermost feelings
And help me plan out my michievious dealings
I'm not a big fan of that wrinkly man
So we could bump him off and could start our own band
So Luke take my hand, man, you gotta understand
This Father/Son thing it could be so grand

Luke Luke Luke
Luke Luke Luke
Luke Luke Luke
Luke, I'm your Daddy

I'll just say this one thing mister
I've got nothing left I was in love with my sister
We were even gonna have kids
I'm dirty dirty dirty dirty
But still I've got to be good
Cause a little green man rode my shoulders in the woods
And you know what? You breathe quite a bit
And if you weren't evil, you wouldn't need a mint

Luke Luke Luke
Luke Luke Luke
Luke Luke Luke
Luke, I'm your Daddy

Okay you win
I'm done with the sin
Come join the light side?
Yeah you got it I'm in
First and foremost gotta take out the trash
Crap now I'm dead from the lightning blasts

Probably that face I made
Papasan ...
Papa ...
Daddy ...

I love you Dad!  (See the face?)

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