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Song: Departure

Lyrics:

Baby I got an idea
Do ya?
What do you say we just look for a used space ship
Try to save some money some
Baby
Alright
We go down to Ed's Used Spaceship dealership
See if we can get a good deal

Hello everybody
My name is Ed
I am his partner George
Well it's nice to meet you Ed and George
We were thinking about getting a used spaceship
We were wondering what kind of deals you guys had going
Well, George, would you like to handle this one?
Well let me tell you this
See this spaceship right here?
You buy this ship
Treat her proper
She'll be with you until the day you die
I think that's because it's a death trap
You are very much lacking in imagination missy
Anyway, the deal is so

How much did you say again?
Fourteen billion kazoohas
Fourteen billion kazoohas??
Now don't get upset honey we'll just walk away
We'll build a spaceship
I ain't walking away
I'm picking a fight with this loser
Bring it on George
Fahooom boomp
Awh
That hurt you little piece of humanity
I resemble that
POOM POOM POOM POOM
I will say you do
Come on honey let's just go
Alright baby
I don't need this crap

So we started construction on our own custom spaceship
It was beautiful beautiful spaceship
Just for us
I like your spaceship
I hope so
I like your spaceship
It's
It's custom built for us
Kustom with a "K"
Custom built for space
Ok baby finally
All these months of fighting everyone off and protecting our baby
Now we can finally
We can finally take off
Alright
Just wait til you get to Earth
You'll love it there

You remember a few months ago
I was gonna tell you something
Yeah
Right before they attacked us the first time
Yeah
Well
OOH OOH AHH AHH
Well there
OHH OHH
Quiet monkey !
You got something to say to me
Well I've gonna say it
Ok here goes
It's a confession
Kinda funky
Well I was messing around
With your monkey
What ??
OOH OOH AHH AHH
OHH OHH
Well he was who got me pregnant
The baby's not yours
Oh Marcus !
Little Marcus

Hmm
Please promise you're not mad at me
Because ... if you go
With all the money
From the music video
Our planet will be poor
*Sniff* I could never love you anymore
After what you done
After what you done to me
No Ponce
Don't leave
Come back
I love you
You're so hurtful
T minus three, two
Goodbye sweetheart
One and a half
PWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
One
OOhhhhff
Oooohhhhh 
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