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Song: Kill The Baby

Lyrics:

Oh baby I love you
Look at this beautiful creation we have made together
But I don't even know how I impregnated you in the first place
Well
See there's kind of a hitch
A hitch
I just want you to know that I love you

Oh my god
What's that
Do you hear that?
Sounds like ...
My stomach is growling
I'm hungry
You wanna sandwich baby
No it's not that
Oh
Well I'm gonna make a sandwich
Look look behind you
A sea of orange
Do you see that
There's something wrong
Somebody's coming to see us maybe?

KILL THE BABY
What? OH MY NO !!
KILL THE BABY
KILL THE FREAKIN BABY
KILL THE FREAKIN BABY
KILL THE FREAKIN BABY
KILL THE FREAKIN BABY
But ... you're our producer

Well I have to tell you
When I was producing your music video
I noticed that you were preggers
That means pregnant
Yeah so?
And well ... I hate babies
This is wrong
A human and a Fleutanin
A human and a Fleutanin should not have a baby together
So I sent out subliminal messages that said

KILL THE BABY
KILL THE FREAKIN BABY
KILL THE FREAKIN BABY
KILL THE FREAKIN BABY
KILL THE FREAKIN BABY
Oh you're such a big loser

Look lady don't talk to me like that
My baby is not an abomination
And just so you know
I know karate
Oh no I'm so scared
Haya !
Ah hooh

Hunny
Yeah?
There's a dead producer in our livingroom
How did he get in the livingroom?
He probably ... he probably came in the door
Oh ...
Well anyway I'm glad that's over
Um yeah about that?
Yeah?
You you killed the producer
But there's still a whole sea of orange
Ahh ahh umm ahh
Here it comes baby I'm ready !

Waack ticka
Judo chop
Ha tickita
Judo chop
Purra rickita ta
Judo chop
Picka pickita
Judo chop

Wah
Judo chop
Cleek
Judo chop
Yah
Judo chop
Ooh
Judo chop
Reepoo
Judo chop
Reep
Judo chop
Rreep
Judo chop
Hya
Ow that hurts
Judo chop oh
Rrreep
Ow my eyeball
Chop
Peep
Fight fair
OWW
Honey save me
Sleep
Sleep little baby haahaaahaa
Huh oooh
Huh oooh
Huh oooh
Die baby die baby die
You'll never take my baby!

Hold on little Marcus
Daddy'll protect you
I've got an idea
With all this money we've been making
Let's build a spaceship and get off this rock
That's a great idea
Cause I'm all tired of these people trying to

KILL THE BABY
KILL THE FREAKIN BABY
KILL THE FREAKIN BABY
KILL THE FREAKIN BABY
KILL THE FREAKIN BABY
KILL THE FREAKIN BABY
KILL THE FREAKIN BABY

I'm glad you knew karate
Now they're all dead
Little Marcus doesn't even have a single scratch
On his head
But I don't think it'll be safe for very long
He's
He's got your eyes

He's got your thong
Yes he does doesn't he
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