Well I realized That a movie would be a long and expensive ordeal So we decided to just make ourselves a small music video So I handed her an American-made guitar I said "hey baby with this thing you'll go far" I just told her "let's play some rock in E" You mean like this? How do you like that? Sounds good Are you gettin all this on film Yes I am I think my ... my family would like this Umm Thing I bet if they They showed these in people's homes all the time People would sit and watch it all day long And well We're not really people But that's what I call it in your language Anyway I bet people would like this kinda thing You know I think you might be stumblin acrossed something pretty cool This could be the next phenomenon What's a phenomenon? I'm not quite sure The first part that we play We call this the intro Where we build into the song Alright baby I want you to take it away on the verse You just You just sing random things about anything you want As long as you're rockin in E Well I've never really Really done this before Umm Hello everybody Umm Well The other day I was walking through the woods I saw this little dude land in a spaceship And he told me all these starnge things about about foreign lands And all that kinda stuff I liked him alot he was cute And I wanted him to take me to bed But instead we started making this music video and I'm playin uh Some kinda thing I think I don't know what it is But it makes sounds Oh it makes sounds When I'm standin on the ground That's good I like that Thank you so much I'll be here all week Okay The chorus It's gotta be something catchy Something that we're gonna repeat through the song I think I'll take that part Let me just think about it for a second Well while you're thinkin I'm gonna lift my skirt up Cause they say that sells And well, we're in this for the money right? Sure If that's what you want to be in it for I was in it cause I love you Well I was in it for love But you won't even kiss me I just met you ten minutes ago Well my life span is only thirty days Well in that case *Kissing sounds* Get your face off my butt Oh I'm sorry I'm not used to this culture In my home All we do is kiss butt all day long Really? That's kinda That kinda makes me hot Oh, that makes me think of what I could say for the chorus Kissin butt is what you do best Kissin butt in your hot dress Kissin butt is all you can do Kissin butt cause your mouth tastes like poo Tastes like poo Tastes like poo Tastes like poo Tastes like poo Tastes like poo And this is called a musical interlude You've taught me so many strange, wonderful things That I don't know how I could ever repay you So I just want you to know I'm pregnant You're what?