Well I'm pissed off right now What did I do? Gonna be stuck on an alien planet Oh uh, please don't I'm too young to be a father But ... but uh But I guess I'm obligated Please don't be mad So we're gonna record a song Gonna release it to the world I don't know what to do Gonna be a good hit With every boy and girl Cause I need the money I need the money Need the money Need the money Got a baby on the way And I got a honey Cause I need the money I need the money I need the money I need the money But But how do you even know it'll work? <---??? Are you sure about this Yeah baby Trust me That's what a relationship's about It's about trust It's about love It's also about talking things over So do you think we should go through with it baby? I'm just doin what's best for you and my And my future son What What are you askin me? Do you think? Do you think we should release our music video to the world? To try and raise some money So we can have a family A nice house A nice car Security A collection of porn Well Well what are the options? I mean what else can we do? Well My family's really poor They don't have any money at all I mean if, if, if we don't do that What ... what's there left to do? Well I guess it's settled We're gonna release a music video Video killed the radio star I heard that one time riding in my car It was on a radio station A radio station's where they play songs for people to listen to They use these little things called radio waves And you pick it up with an antenna on your car A car is a vehicle A car is a vehicle A vehicle is a transportation device That gets you from one place to another And I think I think I'm not ready to be a mother No I'm not ready to be a mother No I'm not ready to be a mother Look Let me tell you somethin On this planet We've had for many years There's a legend About a man that who will come to save us He will bear a son But he would wanna try to kill that son The word they give it Is, is unknown to our philosophies We call these stories "The Abortion Prophecies"