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Song: Canada
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Lyrics:
It's C F G, C Am G C C F G, C Am G C Ok ladies and gentlemen This is a song about the greatest country in the whole of Canada And I'm gonna count it in One two one two three hoser Canada is the greatest place in the world They gave us pretty good bacon and ginger ale Canada Oh Canada Oh Canada Canada Made up words Like aboot and hoser I don't know what it's all about Or should I say aboot? Canada C F G, C Am G C C F G, C Am G C What's that spell? It spells Canada) C-A-N-A-D-A C-A That's definitely not the chords we're playing in I love Canadian chicks cause they look like men Only with boobies and long hair Canada Break it down What's that aboot? One time I was in Canada I came across a rubber duck And I learned how to play the drums but not very well From that duck He said "What's your name?" And I said "Fred" But I was lying cause that's not my name He was really yellow A yellow bellied duck Rubber Ducky He said to me he says I can't figure out what's so great about Canada But I just--I just plain love it So I said "Well it's got to be the police." The police? I don't know what I was thinking Cause everybody hates Canada's police They're the Canadian bacon Parce qu'ils song bêtes les canadiens AHH ça fait chier les québecois Let's sing in French cause it's fun Omelet du fromage Omelet du fromage That means that I like the cheese om-oh-lot Ah j'aime bien le fromage Sacrébleu Sacrébleu Sacrébleu !! Sacrébleu Tabernacle hostie! Go away you stinking Americans ! We don't want any ! Les américains putain des américains ... oh moi ... ça se fait chier Americans are the inventors of American cheese Le fromage américan And American food C'est bien, c'est pas mal ... ah oui ... ça me fait AHHH We don't really like Frenchies either So we're gonna sing in German Du hast Achtung baby Du hast mich Achtung baby Dostamigatamadalaha Achtung baby Acht Acthamachadubala Achtung baby Welkommen This song was initially intended to be about Canada But we have ADD and you know It's really fun just randomly singing Songs about rubber ducks and Frenchies and Canadians I think ... Chantons de la France maintenant I smell a solo coming on Ah j'aime bien les solos Let's end this song at five minutes One two three four We're Canadian we don't know how to count What's the matter with you I'm not even Canadian I can't even talk with the right accent
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