Song: Forrest

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Album: The Abortion Prophecies Volume II
Track: #6

Lyrics:

  -coustic

You look like a piece of grilled chicken
I like grilled chicken
Lettuce and tomato
I'm hungry
Me too
I wanna eat you up Miss Grilled Chicken Lady

In case it's not perfectly clear
We're talking about Forrest our lead guitarist
Well I'm sorry I mistook him for a lady
Hey studly
He's got double D size breasts
Dude, you look like a lady
Ooh now I'm
Getting you close and taking off all your clothes
(Whistles)
And I'm confused cause I've never seen those before
They they look weird and strange
Are you some sort of Alien creature?

Alien, I'm in love with an Alien
An alien invaded Forrest
An alien, alien, in love with an alien
His name is Forrest Loomis

I wish I could afford a ring to buy my sweetheart
I took it to Forrest
He said "it's not big enough, but I'll take the ring"
Take that ring off big boy

It's getting louder
HOO

We're going to have fun tonight
We're going go out on the town
In our new car
We're going to dance all night
Cause you're sexy there and I love you

I know this song may sound a little homo-erotic
Homo-erotic
But I have something to say
I'm not a man
He's not a man
I'm a woman
He's a woman
You just can't tell cause I look like a boy or something
Or at least I'd like to think so
With a hairy butt
With a hairy butt
But Forrest just happens to like it that way
ROCK

Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh
Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh
Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh
Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh
This is our tribute to Forrest
Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh
Forrest the greatest lover in the world
Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh
Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh
And he plays a mean lead guitar
Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh
AHH WOO
HE PLAYS A MEAN LEAD GUITAR AHH
AHH
HOO HOO WAHUH WAHUH WAHUH WAHUH
TAR

Snare
Bah bah bah bah bah
My shoe's untied
Let me bend over and get it

One two three four

One two three four

I was into the double bass
It fe ... sounds like thunder rolling
That's really cool
And the thunder rolls

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