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Song: Hablar Frances En Mexico
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Lyrics:
Chord, yeah Fiesta Salsa Tacos Nachos Fajita Burrito I love it Nacho cheese We like it With our sugar I am a Mexican I like Mexican women They make me do the salsa dance and I love it so much I can dance They have hair and skin They're often seen doing stuff I love To see Salsa On my plate I like to eat it With tortilla chips But I don't like Those dang quesadillas I'm moving to America from Mexico Arriba Andale andale andale andale They don't like me at immigration Cause I'm from Cuba Well I started in Cuba But now I am in Mexico And now were just queuing you while we're dathimajiggerwiththestuff Mexico Elias Gonzales And uhh...Vivente Fox El Presidente de Mexico He doesn't like blacks Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata it's garajara Hace frío Andale Andale I think that means hurry up But I'm not sure Caliente Yo soy de los Estados Unidos [with forced accent] Would you like some nacho cheese? On your nacho chips With chili And onions Coca-Cola And peppers And cola The American dream And marijuana Oh yes And a piñata Marijuana And funnel cake And rum from Cuba I'm playing ze cowbell Because in Mexico we have lots of cows Mwaaaah What we like to do is take a drumstick And smack them While I sit on the couch We don't even like cows Because cows come from America We're not from India I am Indian And I take offense to your comment about cows I cannot eat cows Because I am Hindu, or Islam, or something And I'm not Buddhist We went to India We slaughtered your cows Oh yeah? Whattya gonna do about it fool? Well I sell you Coca-Cola at the Quicky Mart Would you like a spoon shaped straw With the purchase of Slurpee Revenge of the Slurpee? Moo woooooooohoooowoooo Cafe Ribbit ribbit How many languages do they speak en Mexico? Russian One Indian Two American Three Chinese Four English Five Eleven Uh Seven British Australian Sixty three Canadian Alien Argentinian Portuguese there's one Microsoft And French Haw haw we like the French en Mexico French en Mexico Hablar frances en Mexico Mexico Hablar frances en Mexico Mexico Hablar frances en Mexico Tabernacle hostie Hablar frances en Mexico Tabernac tabernac tabernac tabernac Good backup singers I think they are Tabernac tabernac tabernac tabernac Je vais au Méxique Hostie hostie hostie hostie We got a guitar virtuoso Time for a solo Mariachis I tricked you You thought I was going to play a beat didn't you? Hahahahahahahahahahaha You crazy American You think you've got rhythm and you don't See my guitar it's got rhythm Whether I play in key or not So there Where the heck are you from? Hablar frances en Mexico I hate Frenchies Hablar frances en Mexico Cause this is Mexico Hablar frances en Mexico And we are a free communist country Hablar frances en Mexico Would you like a hot dog? El Presidente The ride cymbal makes you feel La cucaracha Like you're riding a horse Or a camel Or you're in Africa Africano Hump the camel Camel the hump Hablar frances en Mexico Hump the camel Camel the hump Hablar frances en Mexico Hump the camel Camel the hump Hablar frances en Mexico Hump the camel Camel the hump Hablar frances en Mexico Hump the camel I said hump the camel I said hump the camel A piñata In your ear Enchalada And piña calodas on a beach en Mexico As you sit in Africa with a dead horse Waiting for the bus to arrive Nuevo minutos Mariachis Hablar frances en Mexico Le rock and roll
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