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Song: Hablar Frances En Mexico

Lyrics:

Chord, yeah

Fiesta
Salsa
Tacos
Nachos
Fajita
Burrito
I love it
Nacho cheese
We like it
With our sugar

I am a Mexican
I like Mexican women
They make me do the salsa dance and I love it so much
I can dance
They have hair and skin
They're often seen doing stuff

I love
To see
Salsa
On my plate
I like to eat it
With tortilla chips
But I don't like
Those dang quesadillas

I'm moving to America from Mexico
Arriba
Andale andale andale andale

They don't like me at immigration
Cause I'm from Cuba
Well I started in Cuba
But now I am in Mexico
And now were just queuing you while we're dathimajiggerwiththestuff
Mexico

Elias Gonzales
And uhh...Vivente Fox
El Presidente de Mexico
He doesn't like blacks
Piñata
Piñata
Piñata
Piñata it's garajara

Hace frío
Andale Andale
I think that means hurry up
But I'm not sure

Caliente
Yo soy de los Estados Unidos [with forced accent]
Would you like some nacho cheese?
On your nacho chips
With chili
And onions
Coca-Cola
And peppers
And cola
The American dream
And marijuana
Oh yes
And a piñata
Marijuana
And funnel cake
And rum from Cuba

I'm playing ze cowbell
Because in Mexico we have lots of cows
Mwaaaah
What we like to do is take a drumstick
And smack them
While I sit on the couch
We don't even like cows
Because cows come from America

We're not from India
I am Indian
And I take offense to your comment about cows
I cannot eat cows
Because I am Hindu, or Islam, or something
And I'm not Buddhist

We went to India
We slaughtered your cows
Oh yeah?
Whattya gonna do about it fool?
Well I sell you Coca-Cola at the Quicky Mart

Would you like a spoon shaped straw
With the purchase of Slurpee
Revenge of the Slurpee?

Moo woooooooohoooowoooo
Cafe
Ribbit ribbit

How many languages do they speak en Mexico?
Russian
One
Indian
Two
American
Three
Chinese
Four
English
Five
Eleven
Uh
Seven
British
Australian
Sixty three
Canadian
Alien
Argentinian
Portuguese there's one
Microsoft
And French
Haw haw we like the French en Mexico
French en Mexico

Hablar frances en Mexico
Mexico
Hablar frances en Mexico
Mexico
Hablar frances en Mexico
Tabernacle hostie
Hablar frances en Mexico
Tabernac tabernac tabernac tabernac
Good backup singers I think they are
Tabernac tabernac tabernac tabernac
Je vais au Méxique
Hostie hostie hostie hostie
We got a guitar virtuoso
Time for a solo

Mariachis
I tricked you
You thought I was going to play a beat didn't you?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
You crazy American
You think you've got rhythm and you don't
See my guitar it's got rhythm
Whether I play in key or not
So there

Where the heck are you from?

Hablar frances en Mexico
I hate Frenchies
Hablar frances en Mexico
Cause this is Mexico
Hablar frances en Mexico
And we are a free communist country
Hablar frances en Mexico
Would you like a hot dog?
El Presidente

The ride cymbal makes you feel
La cucaracha
Like you're riding a horse
Or a camel
Or you're in Africa
Africano

Hump the camel
Camel the hump
Hablar frances en Mexico
Hump the camel
Camel the hump
Hablar frances en Mexico
Hump the camel
Camel the hump
Hablar frances en Mexico
Hump the camel
Camel the hump
Hablar frances en Mexico
Hump the camel
I said hump the camel
I said hump the camel

A piñata
In your ear
Enchalada
And piña calodas on a beach en Mexico
As you sit in Africa with a dead horse
Waiting for the bus to arrive

Nuevo minutos
Mariachis
Hablar frances en Mexico
Le rock and roll 
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