Jeremy Tharp Pennant Logo Musician, songwriter, aspiring visionary. Share » Tharp Me!

Song: North Pole


I don't ...
Know how to sing apparently
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

This is where I sing about the essence of rock and roll
We're the best rockers this side of the double toll gate
And the North Pole freight train
Eh ...

I went to the North Pole once
Ho ho ho
I saw a big fat man there
Ho ho ho
In a red and white suit, black feet
Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho
Turns out it was a polar bear that had been in the fight
Ho ho ho
Hardy hardy hardy hardy har

The North Pole is a scary place to be
It's not a place for rock and rollers like you and me
We don't go there unless we're gettin too hot
Like it is in here, I AM HOT

My fairy tale friend from the North Pole
He called himself Paul the polar bear
He led me everywhere
Everywhere but where I wanted to be
He led me astray
He led me to the back of a cave
And he said
"Now I've got you right where I want you"
But unfortunately Paul didn't know
That I was carrying a light saber
So I whipped it on out
And I chopped off his head
Oh my God

Double time
Triple time

So I was stranded on the North Pole
Killed my polar bear friend
Well he was a poser friend

All alone in a cave
At the top of the world
I saw a lady in a white dress
She said "Where do you need to go?"
And I told her
"I've always wanted to go to Cancun, Mexico"
Girls in bathing suits

Does it ever snow in Cancun?
Does it ever get so hot you can't freeze a balloon?
What's that got to do with cold and hot?
I don't know
I don't knooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow