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Song: Fitting In
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Lyrics:
One plus one does not equal two If you are from Kan-ta-kakaloo Cause in there everything is backwards So one plus one equals hammers All I know is You've got gingivitis and I want to lick it All I know is All I've got is a Lemony Snicket Everybody Get together Everybody Eddie Vedder My name is Bob I'm from the shore I've never lived here before Hoo ha My name was Robert before everyone made my name short I like the water and the ... My life is nothing all these trees I lived on the beach On the shore with New Orleans Please don't hate me Please don't hate me Please don't hate me I have got a secret I like chocolate But not a whole lot When I eat it my poop comes out looking like snot Blppppt My name is Anne I have a fruit fly for a friend Hi everybody Will you tell me your name little fruit fly I forgot I like to go by Jebediah Jebediah Jebediah Jebediah you have lots of things to say about me But I know you just can't find the words Nonsense Well would you tell me please I've got no other friends to tell me if I'm good or not Well let me tell ya How I think about ya I think you're a big stinky But that's the kinda things I like When I'm sucking on your pinky hehe You are the perfect friend for me Ah hehehe When did you find me? You should probably know that I'm so happy when you're around me I know Whoa won't you stick it in my ... ear? Okeedokie Mighty smokie I think you're a little bit drunk But that's okay Your ear is not big enough to fit my junk I might have had a few I got a guy's voice and I call myself Anne I know ... it's a little weird But I like my frothy beverages Ssp ssp spp spp spp Just let the man play his guitar I've got a new hot body I've never heard a rock opera Except for one that I learned from a Swahili man Horses like Horses like to poop Horses like to poop alot I am a fly I like to eat poop I like to eat poop alot Hey Jebediah So you and me we get along Cause you poop out big old logs And I, I eat 'em all up I eat 'em all up yeah Jebediah You rang? Why don't you tell me that story that I love so much About the time that you hooked up with a horsefly? Well one time It was a long time ago I was hanging on a dumpster And they're she was Ha ha ha ha ha ha She was chewing on a used condom And I said "Hey baby what's up?" And she said "You big fella" And I said "I don't understand" And she thought that was cute So next thing you know we was Siamese flies Heh heh Playing Piggy-Back Hoo hoo Let me tell ya something about stuff like that You better watch yourself Cause now I've got three-hundred freakin' kids All they want is me me me me me me me But all I want is you Well that's all I want to do is Spend my time with you if that would be alright You're so cute Cute So cute Cute You're so cute Cute You're so cute Cute I want to lick your face Okeedokie You can lick my face Smokie But only if you pay me in crap I want it wrapped in aluminum foil Double double double toil HOO HOO Oh my God They've got a fly swatter and they're swinging at me Oh It's getting dark One two three four Ow ... I ... Eh ... Uh uh ... Eh ... Ehh Ehh ... Did you make a poop? Heh ... eckkkk Smells good
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