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Song: In The Days

Lyrics:

In the days of my life
I've had many wives
But I'm still a virgin
Still a virgin
Ah hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo ha ha haaaa
In the days of my life

In the days of my life
I have had many a job
But I still don't have any money
But I couldn't make enough
And I still have no cash for my wives
No money no money no money
No money no money no money
No money no money no money

I don't have no money
And I have no honey
I want to console myself with a doughnut

I was a police officer in my day
I had many a doughnut and Lays
Potato chips
Cops like lays
Goes straight to your hips
And gives you acne on your face

The moral of that story
Is don't ever think you're glorious
If you do you won't even get shoes
And you'll be living on the streets on your feet
On your feet
On your feet boy
On your feet

In the days of my life
I've had false teeth that chatter when it's cold
False teeth are good for chewing things that are cold
Cause you don't have sensitive teeth
There's no nerves in false teeth

If you had teeth that were true
What would you really do?
I used to have blue shoes but they got stolen by a black man

Was that a metaphor?
I think that's a metaphor
That was a metaphor
DID YOU SAY METAPHOR?

Hard rock makes me feel more like a man
Hard rock like a Mountain Dew in a can

Caffeine goes straight to your brain
Makes you go pretty much insane
And I like you that way
I like you that way
What can I say? You are
You are so beautiful when you're mad
And you're taking a shotgun to my head
There's something in the eyes of you
When you are stealing my shoes

And stop
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