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Song: Louisiana Mermaid
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Lyrics:
Hehehehehe He Gonna move to Louisiana Cause I like living under water Hehehehehe Bloo bloo bloo bloo bloo Hehehehehe If I were a mermaid I would drink marmalade I don't why That doesn't make any sense If you were a mermaid If I were a mermaid Would you let me date you? Probabably nanananotnananana If I was in Louisiana I would be a ninja looter Hehehehehe I would go and steal things from the store If I were in Louisiana I would be on all of the news channels They would accuse me of stealing things from the store Maybe you should stop on by And grab a piece of pumpkin pie I think that you would like it Ooh ooh ooh Maybe you could stop on by And kiss me in my left eye I think that you would like it Hehehehehe I farted the other day What can I say when flames shot out of my anus Blppt I farted the other day What could I say I turned around there was a baby Blppt What a cute little baby If he wasn't covered in poopy I like your baby He'd probably be pretty cool I like your baby If he was a little more cool He's a cute little baby He probably wouldn't have come out in my stool Oh ... the cute little baby Grass is greener when your life's not like the people Who drowned in the river I always wanted to live in a van down by the river And I got my wish when the heavens opened up and went gish And dropped alot of water on Louisiana I was in a van with a girl named Hannah And we looked out the window And saw it filling up with rain And I said "hey baby, I can't complain" Hehehehehe Cause I've always wanted to live in a van down by the river So stabbed her in the heart and I ate out her liver I love liver and onions when sautéed in butter all day Roasted to perfection I love liver down by the river Present that I had to give her ... oh I love liver I love liver Ooh hehehe Give me back my life you little piece of liver liver liver Give me back my car My car swam away Oh what can I do what can I say Everything's covered with water I wanna be Aquaman Here comes the floods again Cause he was the greatest superhero in the world Hehehehehe He could talk to every fishy boy and fishy girl Yeah I wanna be Aquaman Aquaman Ahh Aquaman It's raining? Bring some hot sauce to dinner It's raining in my heart for you I am the winner with the hot sauce On my Liver and onions too You taste like licorice when I lick your lips Oh Oh that's really really weird Baby you and me go together like liver and onions You take like licorice when I lick your lips, I lick your lips Here's when we get to the emotional part of the song Everything's crazy like my heart is on fire Oooooh Yooouuuuu Diiieeeed Don't live in Louisiana Hehehehehe He he he What happened to the mermaid?
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