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Song: Greatest Hits

Lyrics:

This album is not intented for children who are deaf
That's for sure
This is the greatest hits of The Abortion Prophecies
In summary
We'll bring you the highlights of the greatest band known to man
This compilation is brought to you by a Swahili man from Africa
Rock opera

The North Pole is a scary place to be
Ho ho ho
It's not a place for rock and rollers like you and me
Ho ho ho
We only go there when it's getting too hot
Like it is in here
Like it is in here
Like it is in here
I am hot
I love Canadian chicks cause they look like men
Only with boobies and long hair

Fido was my fish
He died in Canada with a pair of blue shoes

The Civil War is like Louisiana baby

Godzilla ate my mother twice
But I think I love him
I love him tonight

You guys are my everything
Hooo

Oooh eh oh
Ate at McDonald's ate at Wendy's
Ate a burger on my knees
A kangaroo on the beach
Had some french fries and onion rings to boot
What a kangaroo sounds like when it hops
I'm spilling my ketchup I'm spilling my mustard
I'm spilling my mustard I'm spilling my ketchup
I'm spilling my ketchup I'm spilling my
Was that tarzan?

I'm playing the cowbell

Come back Therese
Poop on some aluminum foil for Jebediah
Jebediah
Jebediah
Jebediah
Jebediah

You will always find blue shoes
Being stolen by a black man in Greece
Yeah yeah

Bend over and let me do you in the butt
In the pants
In the pants
Do you in the butt
In the pants
Do you in the butt
In the pants
Do you in the butt
In the pants
Do you in the butt
In the pants
Do you in the butt
In the pants
Do you in the butt
In the pants
LET'S MAKE THIS SONG HARD
In the pants
In the pants
In the pants
In the pants
In the pants
In the pants
In the pants
In the pants
In the pants
In those pants
I have ants 
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