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Song: The Duck

Lyrics:

Serenity
Serenity was piece of crap film
Not going to give any details away
But they changed it so bad that I can say it sucked
Like a flatulent duck

Joss is the Chinese word for luck
His name used to be Joe
But there was no luck
Serenity sucked
They destroyed the show
I am mad about that
I am mad about that
Makes me want to eat a pile of fat
In combat boots

This song reminds me of a groundhog I once knew
Caught him in the backyard cheating on me with my wife and a shoe
I don't quite know what they were doing
Don't quite know what they were doing
But I shot her and I raped him
Threw him in my back trunk
And I took him out into the woods
Yeah I thought that it would do him good
To see his mother and his brother and his father
All put to death in front of his eyes
But then I got a little bit of heart
When I heard him fart
It was so cute
It was so cute
It was so cute to hear a groundhog fart
So I let him go free into the wilderness
Then I went behind a tree and I took an amazing piss

Putain du canard
Putain du canard
Putain du canard
It was about this time that I ran acrossed a Squirrel
Putain du canard
A squirrel
Putain du canard
The Squirrel had a fuzzy tail
Putain du canard
OH FUZZY SQUIRREL
Putain du canard
Putain du canard
Putain du canard
Putain du canard
Putain du canard
Putain du canard

L'équireil [L'écureuil]
Je ne sais même pas si c'est le mot qui suffirai pour le moment dans cette chanson
Est-ce que c'est le mot pour le petit animal qu'il ...
Dont il parle
Le canard a mangé l'équireil si c'est un animal l'équireil
La sirène de la Police vient nous chercher
Qu'est-ce que j'ai fait?
Je suis criminel, criminel, criminel
Je suis criminel
J'AI TUE LE CANARD
TUE LE CANARD
Il a pété vers moi
Ça pue, ça pue, ça pue, ça pue, ça pue, ça pue, ça PUE
Putain du canard
Putain du canard
Putain du canard
Chassé par le ranard, renard, j'ai ... mot
Oh putain du canard, putain du canard 
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